"A tall tale is a story with unbelievable elements, related as if it were true and factual. Some such stories are exaggerations of actual events"
30 September 2011
23 June 2010
Just for LOL~
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
desperate wife
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the MPANGO WA KANDO.EXE
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law. EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
28 February 2009
Three
THREE NAMES PEOPLE CALL YOU
1. oden
2. judin
3. naj
THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE
1. 16th March
2. Salary Paying Dates
3. Back Home from Offshore Dates
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY
1. DotA
2. Futsal
3. Driving
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AS OF NOW
1. David Archuleta - A Little Too Not Over You
2. Celine Doin - Then You Look At Me
3. Ne-Yo - Miss Independent
THREE PERSON YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST
1. Hajjah Azah
2. Yuu
3. -
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE
1. NIKE Futsal Goalkeeper Glove
2. Sony 5.2 Surround Home Theatre
3. POLO Jacket
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Surfing
2. Gaming
3. Sports
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
1. Old Trafford
2. Disneyland
3. Ireland
THREE FAVORITE CARTOON/ANIME CHARACTER
1. Bleach
2. One Piece
3. Naruto Shippuden
THREE MALLS YOU USUALLY GO TO
1. Jusco Bukit Tinggi
2. The Curve
3. One utama
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
1. Warm Sky Juice
2. Hot Tea (Lipton, Darjeling, English breakfast)
3. Gatorade
THREE THINGS FOUND IN YOUR BAG
1. Laptop
2. PSP
3. Ext HDD
THREE FAVORITE COLOURS
1. Red
2. Black
3. Yellow
TOP THREE FOODS YOU LOVE SO MUCH
1. Salmon Shashimi
2. Una Don
3. Tender Steak
TOP THREE 'THINGS' SPECIAL TO YOU
1. My Laptop
2. My PSP
3. My Car
TOP THREE ATTITUDES YOU LIKE
1. Open Mindedness
2. Risk taking
3. Confidence
TOP THREE FACES YOU LIKE
1. Yumi Sugimoto
2. Kim Ha Yul
3. Hwang Mi Hee
THREE THINGS YOU'LL BE DOING TOMORROW
1. Facebooking
2. Smoking while looking at the sunrise
3. Smoking while looking at the sunset
TOP THREE WHY YOU ARE BUSY AT THIS TIME
1. Facebooking
2. Inviting people to play DotA
3. Marathon watching One Piece
27 February 2009
Spa Q, Ceria2 Cikgu Rubina
I laid on my bunker.. while watching tv3.. for the first time.. I watched.. SPA-Q~!
followed by Ceria2 Cikgu Rubina(CCR)..
I dont even know that these kind of soap drama existed.. well maybe i've heard or read about SPA Q somewhere.. but heck.. CCR~!
Anyway.. Both was not bad.. Malaysia boleh~! honestly.. i was entertained.. and excited..
I was smiling awkwardly during the whole drama.. i dont know.. maybe the concept of the story.. or maybe the fact that i dont watch TV for a long time..
Boredom can make u do THINGS.. LOL
Anyway.. it's almost a week since, and i am still onboard Rig Trident 17 at labuan waters..
Originally, i was assigned for a job at GAIT3 aiding my mate for installation then i was sent straight here for standby.. still there's problem on GAIT3.. I hope everything will be running smoothly after today.. 2 of the most experienced guys are there to troubleshoot..
What a life..
08 September 2008
WISH LIST
1) a HOUSE
2) LCD 32" TV
3) Digital Camera
4) BALI Holiday
I couldn't think of anything else rite now
Lalala..
Im bored.. i will update my wish list whenever i think of something to wish for..
Maybe i should wish for a GIRLFRIEND? Muahaha..
Maybe NOT at the moment..
30 June 2008
01 June 2008
A.L.O.N.E
- maybe i will not have the courage to eat sushi anymore because of the memories of us enjoying ourselves. We even have our first date eating sushi and its the first time i went into an actual sushi restaurant.
From now on, I have to go to cinema alone
- U really like to watch movies and i do to. with u, i really enjoy every movies that I've watched. Can i ever get the feeling of happiness and enjoyment ever again?
From now on, I have to go to cut my hair alone
- I enjoyed every moment being able to accompany u to the salon, perming ur hair, hair treatment and i was also there when u cut ur hair short. U looked very beautiful. I even cut my hair together with u at the salon. Now, everything is over.
From now on, I will be alone on weekends
- every weekends, i cant wait to see u, breath the same air as u, seeing ur beautiful smile, smelling ur wonderful scent. We always have plans on weekend. But from now on..
28 May 2008
3 thing in life
1. Time
2. Words
3. Opportunity
Three things in life that can destroy a person
1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Unforgiveness
Three things in life that you should never lose
1. Hope
2. Peace
3. Honesty
Three things in life that are most valuable
1. Love
2. F amily & Friends
3. Kindness
Three things in life that are never certain
1. Fortune
2. Success
3. Dreams
Three things that make a person
1. Commitment
2. Sincerity
3. Hard Work
15 March 2007
Missing Somebody
When u really miss someone..
Time flows a lil slower than ur ordnirary day..
When u really miss someone..
Even food dont taste that good..
When u really miss someone..
Things is not doing what it should..
When u really miss someone..
Sometimes u can only see blank pages in the book..
When u really miss someone..
You are soo in love with her..
Miss u alot babe..
22 September 2006
Hmm.. Baca la kalau larat..
right
person to love, while at the back of our minds we
know
that the person we truly love will always be an
exception.
2. There would come a time when we have to
stop loving
someone not because that person started hating
us but
because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let
them go...
3. You will know when you really love someone
when you
want him to be happy even if their happiness
means
you are not a part of it.
4. If someone comes into your life and becomes
a part of
you but for some reasons he couldn't stay, don't
cry
too much... just be glad that your paths crossed
and
somehow he made you happy even for a while.
5. There are some things that we never want to
let go
of... people we never want to leave behind; but
keep in
mind that letting go is not the end of the world,
but
rather it is the beginning of a new life.
6. Just because someone doesn't love you the
way you want
him or her to, doesn't mean they don't love you
with all
he or she have.
7. Remember that the best relationship is when
your love
for each other is greater than your need for each
other.
8. Two tear drops were floating down the river.
One
teardrop said to the other, "I'm the teardrop of a
girl
who loved a man and lost him Who are
you?"..." I'm the
teardrop of the man who regret letting a girl go..."
9. You'll know that you miss someone very
much when
everytime you think of that person, your heart
breaks into
pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person
can
bring the broken pieces back...
10. When you love someone, draw a circle
around their name
instead of a heart because hearts can be
broken but
circles never end.
11. Just a thought: What would you do if the
only person
who could make you stop crying is the person
who makes
you cry?
12. "Every step I took since the moment I could
walk was a
step towards finding you."
13. It's really painful to say goodbye to someone
else that
you don't want to let go; but it's even more
painful to
ask someone to stay if you can never make the
relationship work out the way it should be.
14. LOVE? it's kind of complicted, but I'll tell you
this... the second you're willing to make
yourself
miserable to make someone else happy, that's
love right
there...
15. If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to
get a
"HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd
rather choose "U"
and get "HURT than have a "HEART"
without "U"...
16. Giving someone all your love is not an
assurance that
he will love you back. Don't expect love in
return, wait
for it to grow in his heart, if it doesn't, be
contented
it grows in you.
17. It takes a minute to have a crush on
someone, an hour to
like someone, and a day to fall in love with
someone but
it takes a lifetime to really forget someone you
have
grown to love.
18. When friends fall in love, it means they are
meant for
each other. But when friends fall out of love, it
means
they want to keep each other forever...
19. Don't be too good i will miss you. don't be
too caring,
I might like you. Don't be too sweet, I might fall.
It's hard for me to love you when you won't love
me
after all...
20. A heart truly in love never loses hope but
always
believes.
21. If you love me, please let me know because
it hurts to
love when you have to go. Take care of me,
don't go away
because if you love me, you will stay... i love
you and
do you know why? "You got me when you first
said 'Hi'."
22. What If someone tells you this: I don't
believe in
courtship.It's just a waste of time. If I love the
person, i'll tell her right away. But for you I will
make
an exception... just love me now and I'll court
you
forever...
23. A man realized he wanted his love back.
Not wanting to
get hurt, the girl said 'no'. The man cried to God
and
asked 'If it is meant to be, why did I lose her?"
God
replied," My child, you didn't lose her, you let
her
go..."
24. Of all the words of tongue and pen, these
are the
saddest: "It could have been..."
25. No garden is complete without a rose to
make it sweet.
No life is ever full without someone to share it
with,
so take care of the person you love.
26. When all the wishes in your heart, all the
dreams
you've ever had, and all the things you've always
hoped
for soared into the sky and were reflected in
someone
else's eyes; then you've found your destiny...
27. It's always better to have found the courage
to love
even if you lose it in the end rather than never
found
love because you were too afraid of the
challenge.
28. It's best to wait for the one you want than
settle for
the one available, best to wait for the one you
love
than the one who's around, best to wait for the
right
one because life is too short to be wasted on
the
wrong person.
29. Did you know that the expression "Wala
Lang" is the
subconcious mind's way of saying I love you....
D'you
know why I'm telling you this?
30. I cry for the time that you were almost mine,
I cry for
the memories I've left behind, i cry for the
pain,the
lost,the new...I cry for the times I thought I had
you!
31. Relationships are like glass, sometimes it is
better to
leave them broken than try to hurt yourself
putting it
back together, or worse, have nothing strong to
bind it
together.
32. You never lose in loving. You only lose in
holding
back.
33. Don't throw your back to love when it's
already in
front of you, don't drive it away from you
because if
you did, someday you'll think again why you let
love
fly away when it was once next to you.
34. I will not love you for the rest of your life but
for
the rest of mine.
35. You make me smile for no reason
whatsoever, you make me
laugh at the unfunniest things, but most of all,
you
make me love you When I shouldn't be loving
you.
36. I shouldn't love to fill an empty space... But
to
have somebody stay by his as the missing
place in
this life heals his own.
37. The greatest challenge in our life is to find
someone
who knows our flaws and differences and yet
still
willingly embraces you with so much love.
38. When you look for the right person, you
always end up
with the wrong one. But when you just sit by the
corner
and wait, he comes along and shares the corner
with you.
39. If time never stands still, I'll never leave your
side. It may be too hard for me at times that
you will
not see me; but in my heart, you'll always be
found.
40. If I were to describe love, I would compare it
with
what one snowman did to another snowman --
he gave her
a warm embrace and together they melted in
each
other's arms.
41. The spaces between our fingers were
created so that
another person's fingers could fill them in.
42. "Whenever I watch romantic movies,
witness couples kiss
and make-up, listen to love songs... I smile and
feel
good 'cause I know that love still works, if not for
me,
at least to others."
43. I have to admit that I fell in love twice. First
was
with you and second was with the person you
became when
you were already mine.
18 January 2006
The Relative Theory of Filth
Or should i talk about "The Diet Coke Theory of Morality"
Who the fish talks about theory..
Maybe a theorist.. I'm not a damn theorist.. for god sake..
Bugger off~!! wank..
15 November 2005
Siggy baru aku
credit to soccernet.com for the picture..
Kali ni aku malas nak buat siggy lelawa pasal.. photoshop tak install lagi..
Mana ntah pergi CD installer dia..
Bila la aku nak buat siggy lelawa nih.. hmmphh..
30 October 2005
Moody And Migrain~!!
Arghh.. Macamana bole kalah ngan Boro ni MU..
Come on la.. Main macam takde semangat je....
O'Shea pun main macam Shial~!
Argh aku komplen sini bukan nye Sir Alex bole dengar pun..
Napa la pala pening nih..
Bila la aku nak balik klang nih..
Poket dah kosong.. Aku tak tido lagi..
Lagi 3-4 hari nak raya..
Aku masih di umah sewa..
Apa apa pun tak beli for raya..
Hahahaha...
29 October 2005
Sapa korang semua ni?
Tarikh lahir kita menerangkan siapa kita, apakah kelebihan kita dan apakah kebolehan kita. Ia juga
menunjukkan apakah yang harus kita pelajari dan cabaran yang perlu kita hadapi.Untuk pengetahui nombor lahir kita, kita boleh mencampurkan nombor-nombor tarikh lahir kita sehingga ianya menjadi satu nombor tunggal. Nombor lahir kita tidak menjadi penghalang kepada kita untuk kita menjadi apa yang kita inginkan ianya hanya sekadar mempelbagaikan pilihan yang kita ada.Contoh:
12 April 1974
12 + 4 + 1974 = 1990
1 + 9 + 9 + 0 = 19
1 + 9 = 10
1 + 0 = 1 (Jadi nombor lahirnya ialah 1)
Keterangan nombor lahir
1. Ketulenan
* Hadir dengan idea baru.
* Memperolehi sesuatu dengan cara yang tersendiri.
* Golongan ini merupakan yang paling jujur dan boleh mempelajari dengan baik teknik diplomasi.
* Mereka suka mengambil inisiatif dan suka menjadi yang terbaik dan kebiasannya adalah pemimpin
atau boss.
* Bekerja sendiri merupakan pilihan terbaik mereka.
* Perkara yang perlu dipelajari: Idea dan pendapat yang lain mungkin baik atau lebih baik. Berfikirlah
secara terbuka.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 1:
Abe, Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan,Coral Burnett, Wynona,Judd, Nancy Reagan, Requel
Welach
2. Pendamai
* Dilahirkan sebagai diplomat.
* Mereka selalu memikirkan dan peka terhadap keperluan dan perasaan orang lain sebelum mengambil
kira dirinya sendiri.
* Secara semulajadi sangat analitikal dan suka mengikut gerak hati.
* Mereka tidak suka bersendirian.
* Persahabatan adalah penting buat mereka dan berupaya mendorong mereka untuk berjaya di dalam hidup;
tetapi mereka sanggup untuk bersendirian jika hubungan yang terjalin itu tidak serasi.
* Golongan ini secara semulajadi adalah pemalu,mereka patut belajar untuk meningkatkan nilai kendiri
(self esteem) dan meluahkan perasaan
* secara terbuka tanpa berselindung.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 2:President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoppi Goldberg,
Thomas Edison,
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
3. Ceria
* Golongan ini merupakan golongan yang idealistik.
* Mereka sangat kreatif, sosial, mesra, romantik dan mudah dibawa berunding.
* Mereka suka memulakan sesuatu tetapi jarang dapat menghabiskannya.
* Mereka suka orang lain gembira dan sanggup melakukan apa sahaja untuk mencapainya.
* Mereka sangat popular dan idealistik.
* Golongan ini perlu belajar untuk melihat sesuatu dengan lebih realistik.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 3: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith,
Salvador Dali,
Jody Foster
4. Konsevatif
* Golongan ini sangat peka dan tradisional.
* Mereka sukakan arahan dan sesuatu yang rutin.
* Mereka hanya akan bertindak apabila faham sepenuhnya tentang apa yang sepatutnya mereka lakukan.
* Mereka suka bekerja keras dan sangguh melakukan sesuatu kerja secara sendirian.
* Mereka mudah tertarik dengan aktiviti luar dan merasai pertalian dengan alam sekitar.
* Mereka berupaya untuk bersabar, tekun dan adakala dianggap degil.
* Mereka harus belajar untuk lebih feksibel dan bersikap lebih baik terhadap diri sendiri.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 4: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher,
Arnorld Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner,
Paul Hogan
5. Perintis
* Mereka adalah perintis.
* Secara semulajadi mereka mempunyai sikap ingin tahu dan suka mengambil
* isiko serta sangat bersemangat (enthusiasm).
* Mereka perlukan kepelbagaian dan tidak suka disekat.
* Dunia ini adalah sekolah mereka, mereka memerhatikan setiap peluang untuk mempelajari sesuatu
daripada setiap situasi yang ditempuhi.
* Persoalan yang bermain difikiran mereka tidak pernah terhenti.
* Golongan ini dinasihatkan untuk melihat sesuatu dengan teliti dan mendapat semua fakta yang diperlukan
sebelum membuat sesuatu kesimpulan.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 5:Abraham Lincoln, Chorlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter,
Vincent Van Goh,
Bette Midler, Helen Kellar dan Mark Hamil.
6. Romantik [ Ouled Kenitra ]
* Golongan ini adalah idealistik dan memerlukan sesuatu sebab untuk berasa gembira.
* Hubungan kekeluarga yang kuat adalah penting buat mereka.
* Perasaan mereka mempengaruhi keputusan mereka.
* Mereka sangat suka untuk membantu dan menjaga seseorang.
* Mereka sangat setia dan boleh menjadi guru yang terbaik.
* Mereka suka seni musik.
* Mereka menjadi teman yang setia kepada sesiapa yang menjalin persahabatan secara serius.
* Golongan ini harus belajar apakah yang boleh diubah dan apakah yang tidak boleh diubahnya.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 6:Albert Einstein, Jane Saymour, John Denver,
Merly Streep, Christopher
Columbus, Goldie Hawn
7. Intelektual
* Golongan ini adalah Pencari. Selalu menyelesaikan sesuatu yang tersembunyi, dan mereka sukar untuk
menerima sesuatu perkara dengan mudah.
* Perasaan mereka tidak mempengaruhi keputusan mereka.
* Mereka suka mempersoalkan apa yang ada disekeliling mereka tetapi mereka tidak suka dipersoalkan.
* Mereka kerap dikenali sebagai ahli falsafah dan sangat berpengetahuan dan kadangkala bersendirian.
* Mereka gemarkan perkara yang berteknikal dan berkebolehan untuk menjadi penyelidik yang baik dalam
menyelesaikan sesuatu perkara.
* Mereka sangat suka berahsia.
* Golongan ini hidup dalam dunia mereka tersendiri dan mereka perlu belajar untuk menerima kenyataan
dunia sebenar.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 7:William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Micheal Jackson,
Joan Baez,
Princess Diana
8. Penyelesaian
* Golongan ini adalah penyelesaian masalah.
* Mereka adalah profesional, berterus terang,penilai yang baik dan sangat tegas.
* Mereka selalu mempunyai perancangan yang hebat dan suka hidup dalam suasana kehidupan yang terbaik.
* Mereka sangat suka mengendalikan manusia.
* Mereka melihat manusia secara objektif.
* Mereka akan memberitahu seseorang dengan cara mereka tersendiri bahawa mereka adalah ketua.
* Golongan ini perlu belajar untuk membuat keputusan berdasarkan
* keperluan sendiri daripada mengikut keperluan orang lain.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 8:Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison,
Jane Fonda, Pablo
Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus.
9. Pelakon
* Golongan ini mempunyai kebolehan untuk menghiburkan orang lain.
* Mereka sangat penyayang dan pemurah.
* Dengan daya tarikan yang ada, mereka tidak mempunyai masalah untuk berkawan dengan sesiapa jua
dan pada mereka tiada sesiapapun yang dianggap asing kepada mereka.
* Mereka mempunyai personaliti yang pelbagai sehingga menyukarkan orang sekeliling mereka untuk
memahami mereka.
* Mereka umpama binatang sumpah-sumpah yang boleh berubah dan menyesuaikan diri mengikut persekitaran.
* Mereka mempunyai nasib yang sangat baik tetapi juga boleh menderita akibat terlalu bergantung kepada
nasib dan perasaan (mood).
* Untuk berjaya golongan ini perlu membina landasan kasih sayang.
* Golongan terkenal yang mempunyai nombor lahir 9:Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford,
Gloria Steinem,
Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley.
05 October 2005
LOST
Aku dah LOST pasal project 1 nih..
Makan, minum, tidur semua dah betul..
At last.. esok [Khamis 6 Oct. pukul 9 pagi ] aku akan present project 1 aku..
Minna(everyone)~!! Wish me luck.. okay..
14 August 2005
Demam Jerebu~!
Ini semua angkara jerebu.. tak guna punya pembakar hutan..
Aku siap demam lagi.. ni semua pasal derang..
Nasib baik aku balik umah.. rehat2 tgk tv bersama keluarga selama 3 hari..
Hilang sikit demam.. tinggal batuk je..
Memang nak kena belasah ni.. si pembakar hutan..
Marah Marah Marah ~!!
01 August 2005
Hari Malang Ker~!?
Aku pergi la fetch dia..
Pastu balik klas pulak tayar moto aku pancit.. muahaha melayang RM7..
Aku bersama sama deank menuju ke arah kedai motor wazir..(kat sebelah beriyani GAM tu)
Pastu balik umah buat initial report.. SIAP~!
Pastu 1630 ada perjumpaan ngan En Yunus.. advisor aku..
Sampai pukul 1645.. aku ingat aku lewat.. nasib baik sempat..
Hmm pastu balik umah modify sikit aku nye template..
Merah buat sakit mata la.. tukar biru plak.. Macam MU punya away kit..
Aku tgh lapar.. pasni nak makan la.. chalos..
EDIT: Btw, HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY ~!
21 July 2005
What gender is your brain~??
Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male |
Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! |
Dem~!
I'm mostly female..
Arghh~!!
19 July 2005
Bleach Personality Test..
Here's the outcome of the test..
Take The quiz yourself
Am I a cute chick ~?
Muahaha